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"Wonderfully sweet with firm creamy flesh"
It's a banana. That sentence is about a banana. The Internet can be really interesting sometimes, but I think we all know that.
The banana, as we know, as been the center of inappropriate jokes, gestures and associated with our related primate, the monkey.
I knew a girl in high school who said that she was self conscious about eating banana in front of boys because of the way she would look eating one, so she would either not eat one or eat it on way to class so no one could see her.

Other than the fact that the banana is the nut of all jokes, it actually has its perks as a fruit. With its sweet firm creamy flesh, the banana well-known for having a good source of potassium which is good for blood pressure and your heart. Bananas also have a good source of fiber or soluble fiber which is good for lowering blood pressure and helps the flow of digestion.
The way to a right banana is this: firm but not too hard, bright in its appearance and no bruises or injuries.
To open a banana, you open like the monkeys do, from the bottom up.
Pinch the top and then let it roll down.

The banana, the center all dirty jokes and the fruit with all the healthy junk.